Poker Tournament

A public interest group I'm a member of put on a charity poker tournament tonight. It went exceptionally well for our first time ever putting one on. We raised a few thousand dollars and everyone had a great time. A word of advice for anyone thinking of putting such an event: stash YOUR beers, the beers you had set aside for the end of the evening when the event is all over an done with, in a safe safe location. Because nothing will make you want to punch a guy in the face more than slaving away schlepping beers for several hours and having said drunk asshat find your two beers and say "hey, I paid for them" as he swipes them. In fact, I can't say that there's anything that will make you want to punch a guy in the face more. And not punching him in the face is the highest and best form of restraint that exists, anywhere. Instead, I'm going to hangout with him again...and swipe his g-d beers when I can. Or punch him in his stupid stupid face. Either way.