Today is my big brother Seth's birthday. I left him a voice mail wishing him a happy 50th because, well, when you get into your mid- to late-40s, it's pretty much all 50 right? Anyway, I'd like everyone to think happy old man birthday thoughts for the big fella. In doing so, you'll be helping me make up for the fact that I didn't get a card out to him until today.
A few words about Seth: He's 14 some odd years older than me and for as long as I can remember, has referred to me as 'Dirtbag'. I don't know why because, well, I have relatively good hygiene. Anyway, he holds the distinction of being my first childhood memory. I was laying on my back in my crib and he told me to quit picking my nose because it's "just dust". He's been providing me with sage advice ever since.
He lives in Texas with his wife, Kim and my neice and nephew (Ashley and David, respectively). I've been real crap about remembering their birthdays and I'm sure they regard me as the "crazy uncle who sends unfun books sporatically". Someday, hopefully, they'll let me make it up to them.
So, Seth's a good guy. I wish we'd talk more but I'm something of a chickenshit when it comes to calling him. I'm not exactly sure why but I get a bit nervous when it comes to phoning. I'm hoping that that will change in the near future.
Anyway, my best to my big brother on his birthday...I've said it before and I'll say it again: "The USPS says I need to disassemble the walker before I ship it so your present will be a bit late".
S.
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Oh Shaun, Still laughing here. I still think you should be a writer and especially intereesting what the anonymous person wrote in the first comment on your Dirt Bag Happy Birthday Blog. You might just hear back from this screenwriter. I am sure he would enjoy your comments on your Italian honeymoon trip. I think it would make an hilarious movie, what you wrote about your travels and experiences. Love, Mom
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